Rusty Snail

When a woman on her period drags her bleeding vagina across a persons bare chest. If nothing is obstructing the flow of period blood (example: tampon)a rust colored trail should be left behind.

Look guys! Eva gave me a Rusty Snail. I'm never bathing again.

by s-hammer April 3, 2009

penis snail

scientific name: coitus interruptus

when you make the flaccid penis look like a snail by pulling up the balls and bending the head down. the penis snail is usually dormant, but is most frequently awakened by romantic situations, which it likes to interrupt.

"Oh joey, i love y---"

**PENIS SNAIL**

"... well shit."

by cock-and-balls4000 May 16, 2009

comforting snail

The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".

The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.

Charlotte: Ohh no i just dropped my fork!
Wendy: *Comforting snail*

by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011

sinaloa

The best place ever to live. Everything can be found there. Sinaloa is the only real state in México. Yes, there are some drugs dealers but they are important for the economy and they are pacifits. You know, Kennedy and alcohol. The most beautiful Mexican women are found in Sinaloa, and the bravest men. Nice beaches, nice people, nice sea food, the best beef, and great bear.

Famous Sinaloans

* Julio César Chávez
* Laura Harring
* Lorena Herrera
* Yolanda Andrade
* Ana Gabriel
* Pedro Infante
* Lola Beltrán
* Jared Borgetti
* Francisco Labastida

by Andrés, the best. July 26, 2008

Skialz

To have skills is something. To be uber ownage! To rape all in everything!!

That boii haz madd skialz!!

by Spekerz January 9, 2010

Dirty Snail

While engaging in sexual intercourse during the missionary position, one pulls his mushroom tip from the vaginal cavity and sprays his partner with ejaculate somewhere between the top of the snatch to the belly button. He then carfully drops his nut bag on top of above mentioned jit and slowly drags it up to the above mentioned partners chin.

Yo, I was humpin this skank skeezer out the other night and I set this bitch off with the nastiest dirty snail.

by Zeno Rock May 27, 2008

snail trail

A strange phenomenon which occurs when you are watching porn with your girl on a leather couch. As she begins to get wet with excitement (at this point she is probally naked or bottomless) she will leave a sticky streak of lube from her vagina as she moves across the couch, resembling a trail of slime left by snails and slugs

Deb got so turned on by the lesbo video she left a snail trail across my new couch.

by clintock January 31, 2003