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shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
by steve1979 July 19, 2006
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shitcicle

A piece of fecal matter shaped like an icicle either on or off of a stick.
Damn Tom, did you eat a shitcicle for lunch? Cause your breath STINKS!!
by Reckless01 February 3, 2008
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shitfishing

Shitfishing is a word that simply means the irrational attempt to secure some anal intercourse. This can be with a current girlfriend or in pubs and clubs. To be a shitfisher is often a hit and miss experience with some girls revolted by the idea. Certain females are known to warm to the idea (no pun intended) and a good shitfisher, if indeed that is possible, will hone in on these ladies.
A successful shitfisher is often heard to yell "i've got a bite" midway through performing the act he has been longing for through out the night.
Mark: "hey, are we going to the clubs to pick up women yeah"
Juan: "only if you come shitfishing with me"
Mark: "but i only catch obese fish"
Juan: "more to fill your plate with *intolerable wink*"
by have a guess ;) July 22, 2009
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shitdick

after a gay man has sex with his immigrant love slave, he has shit all over his dick
You my fine sir are a shitdick
by sproranher February 22, 2003
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shitbitchdammitassfart

A string of five basic cuss words used by little kids learning how to use foul language. It is pronounced as one word, usually said quickly to confuse adults.
Little Jimmie: I learned a new word today.
Mom: Really? What is it?
Little Jimmie: "Shitbitchdammitassfart!"
Mom: That's nice, son.
by virgilsmooch March 12, 2010
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shitdick

It's When You Fuck A Bitch In the Ass
and Go A little too deep.
"Yo I was Playing Bum Darts With My Bitch and The Fuckin Ho' left me with Shit Dick"
by Mike G June 18, 2004
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shitdick

Mark(fag)Gustidus
by Jer Kremski September 17, 2003
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