predaphile

a predaphile (pedophile + predator) is a type of person that engages in and greatly enjoys the following:
- long boarding

- lurking in the showers
- luring in prey
- picking up prey from bus stops
- residing in parkdale
- banging retardos
- playing ultimate gaybee
- minors
- threesomes
- smoking illicit substances
- drinking illicit substances
- serving illicit substances to minors
- winning henley LOL JK
- making national team LOL JK AGAIN
- timelines and hook up webs
- junior programme
- flirting with milfs
- general douchebaggery

careful man, the predaphile is lurking in the showers

by giddeon July 11, 2011

pedophile

A sicko that likes to have sex with children.

A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.

The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.

"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"

"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"

by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008

padophile

an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.

Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.

by fleemsleem April 2, 2010

pedalphile

An pedophile who rides a bike when on the job.

"Hey. You see that old man? The one who has been circling the park on his bike for a good 10 minutes?"

"Yea, he is totally a pedalphile"

by -CWC- August 16, 2011

Pedophile locks

Locks, commonly found on public bathrooms, which can easily be opened from the outside with a coin.

I wanna go to the toilet but I can't do it here coz they have pedophile locks.

by WatchingTVHavingAPee September 8, 2009

Reverse Pedophile

When a Child fuck an Adult without the adult consent or liking(i.e. Child rapes and hunts down adults)

Clare is a Reverse Pedophile because she like raping older men and women.

by PopACase June 5, 2018

Pedophile

An adult who likes to be the punching bag in prison for not keeping it in their pants on a playground.

Did you see what the inmates did to that new pedophile?

by Karma the Bitch November 16, 2020