pittsfield pancake

When a guy wakes up after a night of heavy drinking under a fat chick

Tommy woke up this morning under that fat bitch at the bar, and was a Pittsfield Pancake

by Tru Patriot March 10, 2014

pittsburgh

also see: Piks-burgh

If real people from Pittsburgh would have put Pittsburgh as a word they really should have put the pronounciation as "Piks-Burgh"

by BirdOfPray August 15, 2003

pittsnogled

to be ultimately beaten by an over-achieving player/team throughout the course of a basketball game...this includes unbelievable plays that aren't normally made with the confines of a normal game due to lack of ability relative to the opposing team

Wow...what an amazing bank from 3-point land...if this defense isn't careful they are gonna get Pittsnogled

by Brian March 31, 2005

Pittsburgh Platter

To deficate on a cookie sheet, place in the oven and broil. Usually done when a roommate is getting "lucky" and you are not. Note: using Pam turns it into the Baltimore Broil.

Damn, Tom is getting laid again. Hand me the cookie sheet, it's time to Pittsbugh platter that jerk!

by Johnny Feltersnatch October 30, 2003

Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin

A variation of the "Roman Spider Dump" mixed with a "Double Blumpkin." Two males face each other on the toilette while taking a dump, a third person hangs from the top of the stall like Spiderman and preforms oral sex on the other two. This act is most commonly performed in the washrooms of Mellon Arena between periods.

Star: "That chick sitting in front of us is disgusting and her crazy husband thinks the Leafs are offside every time they cross the blue line."

Murk: "Dude, I think I saw them and the usher preforming a Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin before the third period in the can!!"

by lance tightpants December 29, 2009

Pittsburghing

A weather condition consisting of drizzle, light rain or snow, amounting to minimal measurable precipitation accumulation in a 24 hour time period <.1".

Used primarily by those visiting Pittsburgh during traditional collegiate school sessions - September - May, as this is the predominant weather pattern for those months.

Joe: Hey Tim how's the weather today.
Tim: It's Pittsburghing.
Joe: I wish it would either rain or not, the constant Pittsburghing is dreary.

by FPB February 4, 2013

Pittsburgh Handshake

Engaging in a sexual act in an abandoned or derelict retail establishment

I went behind Century III Mall and gave him the ol' Pittsburgh Handshake

by HandyMannyPGH December 17, 2018