Porter Rican

Porter Rican is how people from Wisconsin pronounce "Puerto Rican".

Sven: "That's an Italian der, aint it hey?"
Ollie: "Nah, dats a Porter Rican, eh".

by Overdrive September 3, 2008

gay poltergeist

A bitch of a ghost that flamboyant go's around booing your outfit

"Oh shit it's a gay poltergeist run"

by Moist Cabbage06 February 19, 2018

pooter punt

kicking of the vagina in the same manner you would punt a football, very painful, can be used to make a point, revenge, or birth control,

WARNING: There is a very good chance if you pooter punt your girlfriend she will never have sex with you ever again.....so pooter punt responsibly!

Man your old lady is being such a cunt i'm two seconds from pooter punting her!!

by 11shooter July 25, 2010

porters ass pics

An average broad with a small, petite, ass, but it appears larger in photos.

Person A: Bella, I'm horny... Can I have Porters ass pics?
Person B: No go ask her yourself.

by dixxx enourmous September 1, 2019

professional poster

a person whose job is making posts at online forums.

some professional posters are paid by the forum owner to bring traffic to the website. others simply post for attention.

professional posters usually works for low wages, have drinking or drug problem, frequent craigslist for male and/or female companions.

a professional poster is also a power poster.

"posting is all I have, I am a professional poster."

by picoman April 1, 2009

Sugar Pooter

When you pass gas and a little bit of crap comes out and makes your butt hole sticky, like wet sugar.

Dan: I really gotta fart, but it might be a sugar pooter!

Lauren: Sick! Do you know how many pair of your underwear I've had to throw away!!

Dan: Yeah, that was definitely a wet one, I'll be right back!

by LGingerP June 16, 2009

musty pooter

A vagina that is stale or moldy in odor or taste. Hackneyed or trite; dull. Out of date; antiquated.

Ew ya nasty you got yourself a musty pooter.

by peniledysfunction March 3, 2011