A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.
It is also called 'Office husband'.
It is also called 'Office husband'.
Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Philip from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but he's already married. He's just my office spous.
Other coworker: I wish, but he's already married. He's just my office spous.
by Yong Hwan Kim October 30, 2008
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Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.
Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.
Michael: Jim, if this is it for me…promise me something…host the Dundies…
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera
by DirtyFrank27 February 10, 2010
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Office Coffee is any type of alcohol, but usually as liquor added to coffee, that is consumed while in the office and on the clock. Like it's sister term, "Road Soda," Office Coffee is generally illegal in most states and may constitute grounds for corrective action/termination/legal action.
by VICTOR700 March 7, 2011
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"Wow man, it was so hot in the office today!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"
"Tell me about it mate, I got some mean office bollocks going on!"
by Wayne car July 11, 2015
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Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?
or
Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"
Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."
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Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"
Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."
by thelittlecupcake May 20, 2010
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by Obbasdwiss Official April 12, 2021
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