Merchenary

A band or artist's merch guy or girl who sells their merchandise (shirts, cds, stickers, buttons, etc.) at shows.

"That merchenary is so good. He was able to sell all of Nickelback's merch even though they suck!"

by Pissinmerightoff November 18, 2009

merchase

The desperate need to make up a word that doesn't exist.

We told Greg he could not merchase during the game.

by Smokymtngirl January 29, 2021

merhawit

Merhawit is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She's caring, kind, and an awesome friend. Her beauty is adored by everyone and guys practically drool over her. In one word a Merhawit is perfect. If you are lucky enough to find one in your lifetime hold onto her and never let her go because Merhawit’s are extremely rare to come across not just because of their gorgeous features, but the heart that lies beneath them. Merhawit is funny to be around and talk to and has a good sense of humous and loves to make jokes, she is very social with a beatiful body.

Merhawit is the best girl in the world and she is perfect.

by Merhawit November 23, 2021

vagina merchant

a woman who sells her vagina for crack

get off the streets you vagina merchant

by orange123 February 21, 2009

Game Merchant

When a game "developer" creates a game based solely on sales; without an original thought.

A Game Merchant's work is most commonly seen in a series of games. i.e. Call of Duty. The game play stays the same, or in some cases degrades, but just enough "new" is added to sell another round.

Effectively "cash cow" milking.

by TheCBK January 9, 2011

Pie Merchant

A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)

Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?

Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!

by JDogLikelyLad November 9, 2011

excuse merchant

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .

Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "

by krazy836 March 14, 2012