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A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)
Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?

Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!
by JDogLikelyLad November 09, 2011
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A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie
Look at that fat pie merchant!

Shut your face pie merchant!
by MaddogMotherFucker June 10, 2005
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