JDogLikelyLad's definitions
A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)
Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?
Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!
Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!
by JDogLikelyLad November 9, 2011
Get the Pie Merchantmug.