bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank
I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out
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Me: No, this is just masterbating .
Me: No, this is just masterbating .
by mambassenpai November 12, 2014
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The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.
by Trippinballs February 1, 2007
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who saw that girl with the acb? the one with the white pants and black thong, shes definitely masterbait.
Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.
Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.
by Ryan..the kid January 11, 2009
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Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.
by lenarius614 November 6, 2010
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Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.
"Man, that beat was whack. I hope you dont show it to Masterbeat!"
"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."
"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."
by Jedimintrick October 25, 2006
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