Manorade

a manly drink drank by only those manly men worthy of drinking the manly drink, manorade. Is the most manly drink in the world. Is often associated with Gatorade.

Chandler: My beard is sweating so hardcore, Aidan, you want some of my Manorade?

Aidan: I dunno Chandler, I dunno if i can handle the pure manliness of that manorade.

Chandler: drink it already you fuckface

Aidan: Fine you beardo.

Aidan proceeds to drink teh manorade. He then has uncontrollable spasms and dies.

by lolcatz poooooooooooooooop June 2, 2011

Manonaise

Synonym for semen

She got me off so hard, there was manonaise everywhere

by Cubswin Today December 14, 2012

manvantage

Shortened version of the hockey term 'man advantage'

The Redwings have a penalty, giving the Blackhawks a one manvantage.

by snoopyshel May 22, 2016

Manopause

A condition men experience the day after hunting season ends. Manopausal symptoms may include hot flashes, night sweats, and increased anxiety or irritability. Men ranging from 21-70 are susceptible to this horrible condition. Manopause outbreaks have been documented as early as the Monday after hunting season. Coupled with financial strains, Manopause effects the marriages of millions nationwide.

"Why are you in such a bad mood? Yesterday was the last day of hunting season, I am going through manopause . I'll be fine when Spring gets here.

by Captn C January 30, 2017

Manopause

The sudden realization every man has when he understands he can no longer eat like a teenager.

"As Craig quickly dressed for an urgent early meeting he stopped instantly having a full manopause right there in his closet when he was unable to button his pants."

"When Nando stepped on the scale at the Doctor's office and saw how much he weighed, he totally manopaused looking like a deer caught in the headlights ."

"Standing naked after a shower, Brandon suddenly yelled, "what the eff.. I manopaused!"

by Bstephen December 8, 2017

Malovasexual

When you love a beautiful metalhead slav girl. She likes Slipknot, memes and kebab...basically, the girl of your dreams.

Helen: "You still like me even if I was a trap?! HAHA GAY!"
Carl: "I'm not gay, I'm Malovasexual!"

by LacrimeNere January 4, 2018

manolatern

The sweat pattern that looks like a face on a man's T shirt after working out or doing lots of hot hard work. That resembles a Jack O Lantern.

You can tell that guys been working hard. Check out the Manolatern on his T shirt.

by Chornos May 16, 2018