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Bonsai Kittens

A hoax/shock site featuring young kittens being forced into too-small containers (jars, cubes, etc.) with a claim that you can grow kittens to be a certain shape, much like Japanese square watermelons.

See also Bonsai Kitty.
Troll: Hey guy, did you ever hear that kittens can be grown into cubes?
Guy: No....
Troll: bonsaikitten.com
Guy (after viewing site): ....Wut

Guy: Yea, Bonsai Kittens is definitely a shock site.
by computercat682 February 3, 2015
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A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens

Xmas gift for Large Dogs
"You got to give that mad dog of yours somethin'for Xmas to quieten him down. I read the local petshop's got an offer on A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens for $10.99"
by Mezbee July 20, 2008
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Killing kittens

Everytime you listen to emo god kills a kitten
Everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten
by Evoon August 8, 2005
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Swamp Kittens

That group of kids in your class that are weird but so cool at the same time (and pretty)
those swamp kittens are really annoying
by Helloitsmevictoria August 13, 2019
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Kittens

A replacement for the "f-word" since nobody loves f-bombs but everyone loves kittens.
Omgaaahhhh I kittens love donuts!!
by I_didnt_do_it July 22, 2016
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Nittany Kittens

Penn State's football team is as menacing as a basket full of nittany kittens.
by DrFrisker February 23, 2009
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kittens' noses

Look at those kittens' noses.
by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
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