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Japanery

The act of creating words to make yourself sound smart when in reality you're a dope
I think if we add a hint of Japanery to this design it will really pop
by Everyday is Thursday December 4, 2020
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Japanese Grandma

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice.
I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life
by mortoniodizedsalt March 23, 2022
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japanese porn

Porn from japan(if you could not figure that out,get a shirt that says not right for mating).

Anyway japan is known for its toon porns but it has so many vile things they have to offer, Like bukake ,not too mention their oppsession with youth and school girls.
Tim:Hey i just saw the grossest thing
Tom:What?
Tim:I saw this movie from japan where they had (cencord)!
Tim:Thats just not right! Um do you think i can see it?
by Smart Duffus September 3, 2005
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Japanese Crabcake

Performing oral sex with semen in your eyes.
Last night Zoe Cross Japanese Crabcaked me!
by danwillyhull August 18, 2009
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japanese astronaut

A Japanese woman (or man) who really, really, really enjoys anal sex.
Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
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japanese landmine

When someone shits on ones chest as a symbol of honor, then proceeds to violently slap the shit.
Darling would you like a Japanese Landmine

I sure would bitch
by Garry Barloo January 27, 2014
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Japanese Hurricane

While receiving a rim job, the recipient tightly grasps the back of the givers head and violently shits in their face.
Susan's hair looks looks like it survived a Japanese Hurricane.
by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016
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