candle jack

Candle Jack is a villian from the WB show, "Freakzoid". He abducts anyone who says his na

You idiots, candle jack isn't real. I can say it all I wan

by m0d August 14, 2006

Jack White

A truly great guitarist and member of the rock duo The White Stripes (which he formed along with Meg White), The Raconteurs and The Dead Weather. Jack's skills on guitar and penchant for the Digitech Whammy use during his solos, combined with Meg's simple yet effective drumming capture a very primal sound, immersed in the bands unique punk/blues fusion. Has an appreciation (along with Meg) for the Dutch art movement De Stijl, which influenced the trademark colour scheme and dynamics of the bands music and on-stage appearence. Also demonstrates that less is more is still a valid technical standpoint. He is also a talented songwriter, and is quite possibly the modern equivalent of the guitar gods of old, frequently being ranked as one of the greatest guitar players of recent times. Long live Jack White :)

Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: Jack White!

by Firelovesugar July 20, 2010

Jack Avery

A very sexc beast

Hey did you see jack Avery today

by zachherronsarmoit July 2, 2018

JACK DYLAN GRAZER

FUCKING HOTTEST PERSON EVER. IF ANYONE IS RUDE TO HIM I WILL KILL YOU. TOUCH HIS JAW I WILL MURDER YOU IN COLD BLOOD.

my friend: i heard someone hurt "JACK DYLAN GRAZER"!

my friend: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

me: TO KILL WHO EVER HURT HIM!

my friend: we need bill jensen to wash her sins away

by BITCHIMBELLATHORN March 8, 2019

Jack Russell Turbo

Term used to describe the sudden, unexpected behavior of a Jack Russell Terrier. Without notice or provocation, they streak about the house as if on a race track. Often noted to stop as unexpectedly as it started.

Otis and Kira were a blur as they ran from the kitchen to the living room and back again on the invisible race track only they could see. Jack Russell Turbo needs not be defined once it has been witnessed.

by kdez February 12, 2010

Handsome Jack

One of the hottest guys you know (if you’re into cocky, narcissistic assholes) in Pandora. Usually owns a Diamond Pony named ‘Buttstallion’ and is full of riches. He’s also a total badass and makes it look good.

Rhys: Met a Guy last night. He was so tall and cute. Now he’s in my head. Literally. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack

by HyperionMischief July 30, 2018

Jack to Jack

The Jack to Jack (Back to Back Jack) Is the attempt to masturbate immediately following a previous orgasm.

I attempted a Jack to Jack but I was to sensitive to continue.

by CharitableNinja February 8, 2009