Garfield

the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers

Garfield: DERP HERP DERP
Audience: hahaha lets spend money

by Both Chooch and Bambam June 12, 2010

Garfielding

When you have made a Human Lasagna you then eat out of the woman vagina. Saying "I hate mondays" is also optional to add some flare.

Tony: After I make the human Lasagna what do I do after.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019

Garfield: The Search For Pooky

Quite literally "Hell on Earth: The Video Game."

Person 1: I'm going to play Garfield: The Search For Pooky.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 July 17, 2021

dirty Garfield

Is a person who eats pussy while there partner is urinating.

My woman has to pee I'm going to dirty Garfield her pussy.

by Trucker man July 9, 2021

Andrew Garfield

the best and hottest actor on the planet.
he has an immaculate voice and is the only man i would get on my knees for.

andrew garfield belongs to me and you cannot have him. he is mine.

by your achilles heel January 20, 2022

Garfield Sandwitch Face

A sandwitch made of Garfields Jizz.

Go eat a garfield sandwitch face

by Jonnnay September 25, 2003

garfield

Garfield-(Matthew Garfield)A great rapper from the west coast,that also goes by the alias of Kilo-G.One of the best freestylers in west pacific.

"Im like a dynamite stick about to blow,raps so cold aint no other like kilo/"

by kilo G September 30, 2003