1. The list of people you want to fuck before you die despite overwhelming negative odds; Rachel McAdams
2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom
2. The list of people you hope crazy voodoo shit happens to; crazy downstairs Russian lady who bangs on the floor with her broom
Father: Raquel Welsh and Sophia Loren are tied at the top of my fuckit list, what about you?
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.
Son: Rachel McAdams...who the fuck is Sophia Loren?
Father: "Who the fuck is Sophia Loren?"!! Son, you just made my other fuckit list.
by AirplaneDonk November 8, 2010
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Dude I don't even care right now. I got a major case of the fuckits and I don't feel like doin shit.
by Kari Merchant March 24, 2009
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A day where things aren't going right or a day when you just don't care. Your definition of carpe diem is to fukitol and do it your way.
This is typically celebrated on February 26th.
This is typically celebrated on February 26th.
Things I want to do today:
1. Nothing.
2. Drink coffee and watch the sky.
3. Lay in bed.
4. Sit on the couch and click a pen for an hour.
5. Nothing.
6. Snuggle with Thor.
7. Flip through the channels on the TV and complain there is nothing to watch.
8. Listen to silence.
Fukitol!
1. Nothing.
2. Drink coffee and watch the sky.
3. Lay in bed.
4. Sit on the couch and click a pen for an hour.
5. Nothing.
6. Snuggle with Thor.
7. Flip through the channels on the TV and complain there is nothing to watch.
8. Listen to silence.
Fukitol!
by Xubur February 26, 2013
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by stankdubious September 5, 2008
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"that's funktabulous!"
<Listening to an amazing song>
"This song rocks like a quarry! It's funktabulous!"
"that's funktabulous!"
<Listening to an amazing song>
"This song rocks like a quarry! It's funktabulous!"
by Plunky May 10, 2005
Get the funktabulous mug.1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.
2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends
3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.
5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends
3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.
4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.
5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.
Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
Guy who got fucked up :
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Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
Guy who got fucked up :
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...................../..../ /
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´(..´......,~/'...')
.........\.................\/..../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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