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Penis Flexing

1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.

2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.

Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.

In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).
I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.
by Aprel January 29, 2010
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Flexin' On These Hoes

When you flex your right bicep in your closet to show off to your lady friend and then you end up accidentally punching her in the face.
by Uniform Chick3n November 15, 2017
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Flexing

Showing interest in something someone else has as if you want it for yourself.
Stop flexing on my cheesecake dude!
by robblue6412 August 4, 2010
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flexitarian

Someone who eats both vegetables and meat but tries to eat vegetarian/vegan sometimes for health and/or environmental reasons.
Chelsea is a flexitarian. She ate fried pepperoni on her Birthday.
by Myles Cloutier February 25, 2008
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Flexing

Used when describing something or someone that is just 'there' looking good doing absolutly nothing.
"That doe is just sat the flexing."
by B Oldroyd December 18, 2005
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flexting

Flirting + texting. the act of text messaging someone to get attention from a person you are interested in. No matter if the person you are texting has a gf/bf.

In a sentance:
Boyfriend: Jenny keeps texting me at random times in the day. You know, just stupid stuff. But, that doesn't mean she wants me!
Girlfriend: It's called FLEXTING, and it's STILL FLIRTING!!!
flexting in action:

Nancy: What are you up to?
Bob: nothing
Nancy: i miss you
Bob: yeah, we should hang out sometime
Nancy: like soon!
Bob: I know, i'm prettty busy these days with work and my girlfriend
nancy: :(
by J Zam June 18, 2009
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flexing his dick

When a man is attempting to strut his shit unfathomably hard; one's attempt at exerting the air of being macho to the parties around him in any shape or form. As when you see a guy driving a raised truck with expensive shocks and off-road tread tires, but still only drives in the suburbs.
"Dude, why was that cop who pulled us over such a fucker!?"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."

(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"
by TheCuttyHomie May 18, 2014
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