Crocodile Funhouse:
When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
John: What's up? You look sad.
Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?
Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.
John: makes sense.
Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?
Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.
John: makes sense.
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Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.
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