shit your cheerios

True story...

33 years ago I was 8 years old sitting in front if the tv with the last bowl of honey nut cheerios in front of the tv... my brother comes over naked and lifts his butt cheek to blow a fart in my direction... a drop of shit landed plop in my cheerios... "oh my God! MOM!!! <insert brothers name here> JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY CHEERIOS!". He would say i shit in your cheerios. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THE EXPRESSION SHOULD BE USED. TRUE STORY.

"i shit your cheerios" The cheerios dont have to be honey nut.

by ShitInYourCheerios August 29, 2017

Honey Butt Cheerio

When honey is applied to ones butthole by another person and then licked clean by the same person who applied the honey.

Last night she gave me a honey butt cheerio.

Hey babe, can you give me a honey butt cheerio?

by Wimchip June 25, 2019

Shitting in my Cheerios

The act of ruining someones good mood by introducing bad news or behaving like a douche-bag.

D-Bag: "This steak sucks. Why are we eating here? I think McDs has better food."

Dude: "Shut the F*** up! It's my F*** Birthday! Seriously you are shitting in my Cheerios!"

by Burgerpickle September 02, 2010

cheerio-wanting denial

when someone wants cheerios but is denying that fact

Steve wants honey-nut cheerios, but claims he does not; he is in cheerio-wanting denial.

by cheerio expert May 13, 2009

Pip pip cheerio

My two very very naughty birds.

Pip Pip, stop biting Cheerio, oh dear.

Pip Pip, be a nice sister and stop hitting your brother.

Pip Pip Cheerio, what are you doing?

by JackieBoy666 October 27, 2019

having a bowl of cheerios

1. Eating a bowl of Cheerios cereal
2. Slang for smoking a bowl of pot, used jokingly among me and my friends.

"I'm going to have a bowl of Cheerios this morning. Yum."

"What the hell was that Tom? Did you have a bowl of cheerios this morning or something?"

by Ian R May 24, 2005

pip pip cheerio

Pip pip cheerio is an inaccurate stereotypical English saying of "Hello". NO ONE SAYS IT IN REAL LIFE. A lot of Britain doesn't drinks tea. We don't go to the chippy a lot. We have good teeth.

(On American TV imitating England)
Oh pip pip cheerio mummy!

by disappointed English person October 28, 2013