Cardboard box

-boxy, boxish

Noun:
1. Aaron Rogers.
2. Lack of a personality.
Verb:
1. To run into a pole.

1."Oh my God! He is SUCH a Carboard Box!"

2. "Did you see Box today?

3. "I can't believe he boxed his car!"

by Jacque L'Poot February 7, 2005

cardboard ass

Sidney Smith

She has an ass as flat as a piece of cardboard. Call her cardboard ass

by #1 Roast Session May 21, 2016

building a cardboard fort

A euphamism for having sex.

Person: Want to go build a cardboard fort? (winks)
Other Person: Hell yeah!

Person: What were you up to last night?
Other Person: Oh you know, just building a cardboard fort. (winks)

by Shuggy Doo September 4, 2012

Cardboard cutout

When your noodle gets stuck inside your zipper and you have to cut it out the shape of your wanker

"Man last weak i had to do my third cardboard cutout i hate zippers"
"i feel you"

by ndndnsd June 2, 2015

Cardboard Crack

Cardboard crack refers to scratch-off lottery tickets. Especially to those who can't go to the gas station without buying a handfull of tickets and promptly redeem each two dollar winner so they can buy more cardboard crack.

My buddy is addicted, he can't go one day without scratching his cardboard crack.

by ticklethepickle September 25, 2010

cardboard patriot

A conservative who acts like a patriot and thinks he's a patriot, but whines about someone who doesn't stand for the US National Anthem. Cardboard patriots completely ignore a person's freedom to do whatever they'd like during the playing of the national anthem.

Look at all the cardboard patriots whining about the NFL players kneeling for the anthem

by cup_of_STFU October 27, 2017

cardboard box

a usefull, all-cardboard box serving as a home for a bum

"man his cardboard box is mad comfy!"

by bobb February 5, 2003