Captain Erector

Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)

this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,
But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector

by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009

Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

Captain Underpants

Greatest superhero ever. Created by Dav Pilkey.

Captain Underpants says "Tra la laaaaa!

by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003

Captivating

To attract and hold the attention or of intrest, as by beauty or excellence.

her charm and personality is captivating, because she's angelical and believes in heaven.

by Mary_R April 6, 2010

captin save a ho

A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.

That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!

by Jenrette J. January 1, 2007

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

by Nihlus November 21, 2010

Captchalogue

To store or gather small to medium sized objects. Has the same meaning as "Take" or "Obtain" but is cooler and sounds more fun to say.
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Created by Andrew Hussie for use in MS paint adventures

You captchalogue the super tasty and delicious sandwich.
Fool, you can't captchalogue a car unless you're King Kong!!!

by Hunterinabox June 29, 2011