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Brunch

It's not an event it's The Happening!! Usually the coolest Prell of people soaking up Rays of sunshine while getting Orange juice to accompany an empty bottle of champagne, for the side plate of Mattmeat!!!..... No rules, order whatever the hell you want and why not Have that Red wine! "Get Brunched!"
I'm getting wasted for breakfast! Brunch?
by Matteors89 August 29, 2023
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Girl afternoon brunch

Not what you think.

Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.

These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.

Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
Bruh, why did your girl leave you?

Girl afternoon brunch my G.

Ah man, say no more.
by jumpmanxdxd September 6, 2023
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Boozy Brunch

A meal in between breakfast and lunch that requires mimosas and alcoholic beverages. Most, become intoxicated during the early afternoon hours.
Hey guys did you get invited to Parth’s Boozy Brunch?”
“No he’s going with college friends”
by Pirateblueshu September 28, 2023
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Chicago brunch

This girl at the bar was raving about her boyfriend taking her out for Chicago Brunch
by Brunchfan October 4, 2023
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Chicago brunch

The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"
by Brunchfan October 4, 2023
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Brooklyn Brunch

The act of imbibing a mimosa into ones penis then releasing it on someone's breakfast.
Samantha: Ummm why did the waiter just piss all over my eggs?

Charlotte: Oh, I forgot, this is your first time in the big apple. It's a Brooklyn brunch, hun.
by Little stumpy November 2, 2019
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Brunch

Straight person: So what’s your agenda?
Gay person: Brunch and driving badly!
by Heygetmecoffe November 18, 2020
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