asshead

When someone with a fat head, the type that has folds, has a very short or shaved type haircut, making their head look like a sideways ass.

His head is to fat for that haircut, he has an asshead.

by Coco Loco June 12, 2006

asshat

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

Term of brother love used by the MAAN Clan

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for Frag."

by Clown asshat February 21, 2008

assaholic

When someone has had too much to drink and they act like a total asshole.

You drank way too much last night, fell over the table, broke several glasses and were a complete assaholic!

by Chadds Ford Group April 20, 2009

asshead

An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.

Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

Asschach

The imprint left on a black leather chair from sitting there naked after powdering your taint with goldbond or baby powder.

Person # 1: -Dude someone left a narsty Asschach on my dad's computer chair!
Person # 2: -Yeah, it kind of looks like a strange white bat.

by DJShadowNinja September 2, 2013

asshale

When somebody's asshole is so loose that when they fart, it makes no noise, instead it releases a puff of air similar to a breath.
The exhale of the butt.

He got sodomized by a pole, now he doesn't fart, he asshales.

by ZT1997 November 20, 2013

Asscheek the player

A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player

Asscheek the player fingered himself

by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016