afk

Short for 'Ass Fucking Kids', pedophiles and nerds will often use this and cover it up by saying they simply stepped away from keyboard because they're too ashamed and don't want to be arrested.

Person A: AFK baby acting up.
Person B: I'm calling the cops.

by THEREALPERIOD November 17, 2021

afk

away from kungarna

Why didn't Erik respond in the chat? He is afk!

by One of the kings December 31, 2016

afk

afk meaning you are standing still and not there

hold on guys im afk i will be right back

by AFKERREEEE November 17, 2020

afk

Urbandictionary is full of definitions for this word that say it means "away from keyboard" (in gaming), i.e. the player is inactive, doesn't respond to greetings, such and such. Most of the time, this is what it means.

I would like to give a specific example to further flesh out its meaning: in RuneScape, there is such a thing as "afk training". Literally it's a playing style where you are not literally away from the keyboard or even inactive, you're just doing something on a split screen or paying little attention to what's going on in the game itself as you train your skills, because they are designed to be done "afk", or more accurately, "semi-afk". We just call it afk in this game no matter what.

player1234 is afk... he hasn't been responding to my messages for at least 15 minutes (general example)

rang3r4lyfe is training his firemaking in the most afk way possible, burning protean logs (RuneScape-specific example)

by drockalgzemoser August 16, 2020

afk

(noun) a person who likes gays

wow that Afk guy really likes gays!

by Ferrin8085 February 25, 2022

AFK

Abscent For Kill meaning you are Away From Keyboard AND your ingame instance can be attacked and/or killed.

this game is AFK since I've been attacked while I was abscent

by SeaHorseOo January 23, 2025

afk

when you are away from your game

AFK = away from keyboard

Selina: "I was AFK! You couldn't kill me! I was making waffles!"

Rob: "I don't care."

by zACh Heli April 14, 2022