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chocolate pluto pup

When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 14, 2019
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the best pride song written by Jake Wesley Rogers
Pluto is the planet ever
by 9/30/22wasthebestdayofmylife October 4, 2022
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the best person ever super cool very much better and has better things to do than fuck your mom
pluto is awesome i love them they are the best and my favorite and they deserve everything especially your credit card information
by RAAAAAAAHHH November 20, 2021
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A name, or a planet.

Both;

It’s unique and special. No one knows who it is deep down. It can do many things.

Name/person;

It’s favorite color is most likely orange, blue, or black, their zodiac (for you astrology people) is most likely cancer, capricorn, or a leo.

They are most likely either friends with a Saturn or a Sun.

Planet;

Dwarf planet, not focused on a lot. No one notices how amazing Pluto is. It’s an amazing planet. I don’t understand how its a dwarf..
Summed up;

Pluto can be a planet or a name. Pluto is unique.
by pluto_z February 18, 2022
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Pluto is a person who you can expect to carry even though he has the worst luck imaginable he always tries his best to help the people around him. He is a very nice guy very sexy and pulls no wohmen but he still is that guy.
by Tittysucker27 January 7, 2022
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PLUTO is a different type of individual, he knows how to dress & he is handsome. He can be mean at times but he is so loving and caring, if you are his girlfriend you would be so happy to be with him because he knows how to treat a lady. Pluto loves himself so much, can be narcissistic at times. He does not like anything containing the word “broke” dislike people who is associated with that word. Pluto is very extra and dramatic. He plays alot. His favorite day of the year is 4/20 cuz he lives everyday like his birthday. Pluto is real and so is his diamonds. P.S he has good hair and beautiful eyes. you will never meet anyone as unique as PLUTO
Pluto is so handsome
by pluto p October 14, 2022
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