Old-Mind-Itis

What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older

"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis

by Ha ha jokes on you February 7, 2020

Mind

depression in person

-hey, how you're doing?
-I'm bad, I'm with Mind
-Oh shit

by Yeehaw.🤠 July 19, 2019

Get My Mind Right

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"

i.e. Go take a smoke break

Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right

Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first

by styn December 10, 2021

Great minds think similarly

When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time

Ron and Harry at the same time: “Snape sucks”
Ron: “wow, great minds think similarly”

by Bye bye turd December 2, 2020

I Didn't Mind It

The person didn't like it at all, and they are just trying to be polite, so they won't hurt your feeling because they know you are a sensitive little bitch.

I sucked Terry's dick while doing a handstand last night, and when I asked him how it was, he said I didn't mind it, so I broke up with him and took the kids.

by Timjean March 9, 2023

I Think My Mind Has Made It's Mind Up

when your mind makes it's mind up

Hey I think my mind has made it's mind up

by pxrfectdisease September 27, 2022

TikTok Mind Fuck

TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.

Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!

by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 13, 2022