mighty-ducks

-Lucky animals
-Nothing but fluke

-You are pulling a mighty-duck!!!

by xg3 June 2, 2003

fuck a duck

song to the tone of row row row a boat.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
bang bang an orangutan,
you can do it too.

by Tameron January 11, 2008

step on a duck

A really loud, smelly fart that almost sounds like a quack.

WHOA...who stepped on a duck?! It fuckin' stinks in here!

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

mud duck

A mud duck is a slutty chick that "flys from pond to pond" sleeping with dudes until one or more of them has had a piece and are done with her. Then she flys to the next pond and does the same thing. (The pond being a clique of guys that all hang with each other)

Who's the new chick hangin all over Ryan?
That's Stacy, she's the new mud duck.

by Junkins September 11, 2006

duck out

falling asleep; nodding off. when you duck out your head droops and you start falling asleep. you might fall asleep, or you might wake back up suddenly and jerk your head back up because you realize you are falling asleep.
you very well may do this when you are loaded.

"hahah look at ronnie. he did so many of those xanax that hes ducking out on ms. chris's couch"

duck out

by sd.nlnl January 17, 2010

Angry Duck

when you have a rather severe case of the fiarrhea, and directly upon expulsion of said 'rhea, you get the abrupt realization of no fucking tp on the roll!! not even an empty roll to scrape it off with! so then, you do the angry duck waddle over to the sink to dampen a paper towel.

OMG! i just did the angry duck at work. my day is fucked.

by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck February 8, 2010

internet ducked

Another form of "Own3d" except on a higher level. This comes from super smash bros. melee when you throw a Poke'ball and this stupid duck comes out and murders your ass with a grid. We couldn't make any sense of it so it became a term.

"Oh man while Cassious wasn't looking i put a fat turd in his taco!"
"Oh snap, hes 'bout to get Internet Ducked!"

by Taildrag September 20, 2005