puts 

A jewish slang for penis.

Uhh, stop being such a putz.

puts by sablerenkor May 13, 2005

puts 

'Puts' is vulgarism in Estonian, it stands for pussy or cunt. Often the inessive case of the term is used which is 'putsis' and it means that something is fucked up or doesn't work.

Tibil, kellega hiljuti käisin, oli väga ropp kõnepruuk, "tuti" asemel armastas ta kasutada sõna "puts". (The girl I dated recently used really excessive swearing, she loved to use the word 'pussy' instead of 'vagina')

Tööle sõites avastasin, et auto mootor on putsis ja vajab parandamist. (While driving to work I noticed that car's engine is fucked up and needs to be repaired)

puts by Estonian July 18, 2009

puts 

a slang word refering to the entire male genitalia region.

"I rearranged my puts because I had an itch"

puts by xXaznQT69Xx September 30, 2009

puts 

In norwegian slang it means vagina. often when pronouncing it a small whistle sound is added to the s at the end of the word.

damn thats some good puts!
did you get any put(whistle sound) last night?

puts by jiggy p December 30, 2007

*Puts on Sunglasses* 

A rapidly spreading meme that originally came from CSI:Miami. Horatio would say a sarcastic/corny/funny/stupid line and then put on his sunglasses. Right after this, the theme song for the show would blare "YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!". This is now used to signify something funny or corny yet to come

"These charity people keep calling!" "It Looks like" *Puts on Sunglasses* "They give charity a bad name" YEAAAHHHHH!!!

*Puts on Sunglasses* by Some Random Dude with a Guitar October 8, 2010

puts the lotion in the basket 

Used to describe events or objects that are extraordinary in some way. Derived from the film The Silence of the Lambs, in which the line, "It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again" is uttered to a woman in an extraordinarily bad situation. Connotation is often but not necessarily negative, and always implied.

"What do you mean your wife is cheating on you? That puts the lotion in the basket."

"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"

"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."

puts the lotion in the basket by Fahrvergnugen September 17, 2004

puts-his-tie-on 

1. When one's acts or speech are supportive of a position, group, or event; especially when such support is (or appears to be) atypical.
2. Dressing up for a formal event.

Although Parker is generally critical of religion, he puts-his-tie-on for Mormons, for whom he has profound respect.

I generally like dressing like a slob, but I put-my-tie-on for Grandma's funeral, to show my respect.

puts-his-tie-on by schulwitz October 5, 2011