word vomit

an uncontrolled spilling of words out of your mouth.

I was so drunk, and I don't remember saying that. It was just word vomit.

by katiegirl503 July 24, 2009

voldface

An arrogant person with no soul. Voldfaces believe they know everything and will be quick point out you why you are wrong. Nevermind that you are right.

Me: Gosh I have a headache.

VF: No you don't. Headaches don't occur at the level of atmospheric pressure found at this particular longitude and elevation.

Me: Excuse me. You are a voldface. I think you need a social life.

by voldbyter February 21, 2010

Voyager

Extremly brilliant series from the popular star trek franchise. Featured such noteable hotties such as Captain Kathryn Janeway and Seven of Nine (The babe in the Catsuit). Ran for 7 years from 1995 to 2002.

I love Voyager- go Voyager go!

by Mike the Trekmeister October 5, 2004

Volknine

(v.) To lurk very closely behind someone you know in an uncomfortable way, usually leaning on them slightly and looking in the other direction; pretending you don't see them and waiting for them to notice you and greet you. Usually but not always done to the opposite sex.

Named for a possibly apocryphal figure, Mr. Volkinine, known to behave this way.

'Wait don't leave yet, I'm totally being Volknined right now."

"Man, look at that guy Volknining your girlfriend."

by unknown April 18, 2005

vodaf0wn3d

When Vodafone pwns j00.

<@token> oh man
<@token> vodafone--
<@token> I've been allocated a NINE digit phone number.
<@token> which, when called, doesn't make my phone ring.
<@detonate> j00got vodaf0wn3d

by Det September 6, 2005

Vortext

When you're texting (via your cell phone or an IM program on your computer) and you're being bombarded with legitimate texts from other people (ie you're stuck in multiple conversations, and can't seem to respond to one without at least one or two more sending you messages while you're trying to respond to a first message).

"All three of my girlfriends were online and they were vortexting me like crazy. I almost said the wrong thing to the wrong girlfriend!"

by Biofungus November 25, 2009

Vondran

Vondran: Totally awesome and resoudingly bad ass. To be one with awesomeness. To posess the ability to lasso a wild unicorn with one arm while continuously bitch slapping a polar bear with the other. The ability to posess the superkickslappunch. The ability to perform round house kicks at lightning speed. Raped Mother nature and kicked father times ass.

Man he is such a Vondran, all dudes want to be like him and gay dudes want to be with him, except Vondrans cant be gay so that cant happen.

Did you see how haggard your mom looks?
Yeah she got Vondran'd pretty hard last night

by sir vix broozer June 28, 2010