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A store where their meat department enlarges your penis. They want to put their meat in your mouth
I go to vons because it enlarges my penis.
vons by TEH j00 October 4, 2003
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vons penis 

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7
"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"
vons penis by kazzysbf March 14, 2021
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fake to king vons music 

Jovanni a.k.a SynixWired
Jovanni, a.k.a SynixWired is fake to king vons music
The Compton of Denmark.

Some people also compare it to Detroit in the 90's.
This man is straight outta Vonsild
Vonsild by Simonfromthebronx April 29, 2011

Vonsexuals 

People who dickride King Von religiously
“These Vonsexuals annoying asf”
The girl who can make even the saddest person laugh. She has an azaming personality , very goofy, and very cute. She always seem to have a Spark in her eye.
Vonshae makes me laugh and smile at the stupidest things.
vonshae by IV😍😘 July 27, 2017

vonsolid 

a vonsolid is a generally solid scottish person/dog hu cud pull a blade on ya.
Marc: James ur dog is prrrrrroper vonsolid ew
James : I know ew
Marc : my dog wud kill him tho
vonsolid by Kenyan December 25, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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