vons 

A store where their meat department enlarges your penis. They want to put their meat in your mouth

I go to vons because it enlarges my penis.

vons by TEH j00 October 4, 2003

vons penis 

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7

"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"

vons penis by kazzysbf March 14, 2021

fake to king vons music 

Jovanni a.k.a SynixWired

Jovanni, a.k.a SynixWired is fake to king vons music

fake to king vons music by Nureca a.k.a REAL KING VON FAN April 6, 2021

Vonsild 

The Compton of Denmark.

Some people also compare it to Detroit in the 90's.

This man is straight outta Vonsild

Vonsild by Simonfromthebronx April 29, 2011

Vonsexuals 

People who dickride King Von religiously

“These Vonsexuals annoying asf”

Vonsexuals by ThatGuyAgain63748596 June 19, 2021

vonshae 

The girl who can make even the saddest person laugh. She has an azaming personality , very goofy, and very cute. She always seem to have a Spark in her eye.

Vonshae makes me laugh and smile at the stupidest things.

vonshae by IV😍😘 July 27, 2017

vonsolid 

a vonsolid is a generally solid scottish person/dog hu cud pull a blade on ya.

Marc: James ur dog is prrrrrroper vonsolid ew
James : I know ew
Marc : my dog wud kill him tho

vonsolid by Kenyan December 25, 2008