vons

A store where their meat department enlarges your penis. They want to put their meat in your mouth

I go to vons because it enlarges my penis.

by TEH j00 October 4, 2003

vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7

"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"

by kazzysbf March 14, 2021

fake to king vons music

Jovanni a.k.a SynixWired

Jovanni, a.k.a SynixWired is fake to king vons music

by Nureca a.k.a REAL KING VON FAN April 6, 2021

Vonsild

The Compton of Denmark.

Some people also compare it to Detroit in the 90's.

This man is straight outta Vonsild

by Simonfromthebronx April 29, 2011

Vonsexuals

People who dickride King Von religiously

“These Vonsexuals annoying asf”

by ThatGuyAgain63748596 June 19, 2021

vonshae

The girl who can make even the saddest person laugh. She has an azaming personality , very goofy, and very cute. She always seem to have a Spark in her eye.

Vonshae makes me laugh and smile at the stupidest things.

by IV😍😘 July 27, 2017

vonsolid

a vonsolid is a generally solid scottish person/dog hu cud pull a blade on ya.

Marc: James ur dog is prrrrrroper vonsolid ew
James : I know ew
Marc : my dog wud kill him tho

by Kenyan December 25, 2008