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Vondran: Totally awesome and resoudingly bad ass. To be one with awesomeness. To posess the ability to lasso a wild unicorn with one arm while continuously bitch slapping a polar bear with the other. The ability to posess the superkickslappunch. The ability to perform round house kicks at lightning speed. Raped Mother nature and kicked father times ass.
Man he is such a Vondran, all dudes want to be like him and gay dudes want to be with him, except Vondrans cant be gay so that cant happen.

Did you see how haggard your mom looks?
Yeah she got Vondran'd pretty hard last night
by sir vix broozer June 26, 2010
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