Vondran

Vondran: Totally awesome and resoudingly bad ass. To be one with awesomeness. To posess the ability to lasso a wild unicorn with one arm while continuously bitch slapping a polar bear with the other. The ability to posess the superkickslappunch. The ability to perform round house kicks at lightning speed. Raped Mother nature and kicked father times ass.

Man he is such a Vondran, all dudes want to be like him and gay dudes want to be with him, except Vondrans cant be gay so that cant happen.

Did you see how haggard your mom looks?
Yeah she got Vondran'd pretty hard last night

by sir vix broozer June 28, 2010

vondrak

To descend stairs with almost inhuman speed.

(alt forms: vondracking, vondracked)

I was going to be late to my class, but then I decided to vondrak down the stairs. There might have been a few casualties.

My date was going badly, but she was instantly impressed after I showed her my vondracking skills.

by nnimi October 5, 2011

jack vondrachek

the best member of milkk. (don’t tell the others.) deserves more appreciation than he gets.

jack vondrachek is the best

by milkkie April 3, 2019

vorndran

A cocky asshole who is rather intelligent and often amusing.

Though his jokes were funny, the pilot was being a total vorndran.

by Kiatoyotamitsubishi April 25, 2014

Vondrasek

A word for someone who is very tall for their age

That Thomas is such a Vondrasek! He is very tall

by Tass1 September 2, 2017

Morgan Taylor Vorndran

A awesome girl living in a terrible town, likes to eat chinese chex mix and taking long walks on the beach with her dog.

that girl morgan taylor vorndran is really hot.

by blah56776 February 4, 2010

Vondrak

1. N. Male with hilariously small deformed penis and testicles that reside in woman’s purse.

2. V. To not uphold your word or deal.

Have you seen that new porn genre Vondrak? It’s insane that someone’s genitalia could be so small.

Tony and I made a deal, but then he went full Vondrak on me.

by ta4877 April 19, 2019