Definitions by Biofungus

squirp 

Officially registered in 1999 as the "fourth color."

Humans see in red, yellow and blue. Goldfish see in four colors. Squirp being the fourth. Mantis shrimp see in 10 colors. Those additional 6 colors have not been identified officially yet.

squirp by Biofungus July 3, 2011

Vortext 

When you're texting (via your cell phone or an IM program on your computer) and you're being bombarded with legitimate texts from other people (ie you're stuck in multiple conversations, and can't seem to respond to one without at least one or two more sending you messages while you're trying to respond to a first message).

"All three of my girlfriends were online and they were vortexting me like crazy. I almost said the wrong thing to the wrong girlfriend!"

Vortext by Biofungus November 25, 2009