taco crotch

Puckering of the fabric surrounding the vagina forming a taco-like entity.

Damn, after seeing that Taco Crotch on Gina I sure feel like a eating a chalupa.

by John_K July 2, 2006

Fire Crotch

Red headed person. Why do we call them that? Cuz there crotch hair is obviously red so ITS ON FIRE!

Michelle: Hey who's that person over there with the red hair?
Me: Oh that's just that dumb firecrotch.

by Meggie May 13, 2005

cronchy

good

damn girl that pussy CRONCHY

by fratellispoogelli March 5, 2019

crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

by me April 13, 2003

crotching-it

verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive

BN was crotching-it on the couch

by jervis March 3, 2005

crotchery

Of or pertaining to the crotch region

My crotchery itches terribly.

Man, that girl's crotchery situation is BAD.

by The Mad Doctor May 15, 2007

crotch warmer

Similar to a scrotum warmer
A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F

Guy 1: Man...It freezing out here.
Guy 2: Here, have a crotch warmer.

by Tedu53 December 27, 2008