Definitions by Tedu53

vonstub 

Short for the famous German Commander "General Von Steuben." Originated from the following website - www.americanrevwar.homestead.com/​files/​VONSTUB.HTM

Significant because of the fact that it plays a loud screeching noise just seconds after the page is opened.

(At School)

Me: Hey kyle, open up vonstub again.
Kyle: No! I'll get in trouble!
Me: Cmon!
Kyle: Fine...
vonstub: SHUN!! DEE NEEE NEE

vonstub by Tedu53 February 16, 2009

hawthorne hights 

A very serious typo error created by "emo slayer." He seems so intelligent when he states his own definition for Hawthorne Heights but when you actually see the word, it makes you want to kill him.

Emo slayer, Hawthorne Hights is not a band. At all.

hawthorne hights by Tedu53 February 11, 2009

Chocolate Loogie

The substance that comes out of your mouth after you eat a chocolatey substace such as Oreos, Cookies, etc.

While I was brushing my teeth this morning, I spit and a Chocolate Loogie came flying out.

Chocolate Loogie by Tedu53 February 5, 2009

kill time 

The act of pressing the snooze button on your alarm clock. (The first time it goes off)

Teacher: Why are you late, Jacob?
Jacob: I was having a dream about some hot bitch and then my alarm went off. What did I do? I killed time.
Teacher: How do you manage to "Kill Time," Jacob?
Jacob: Stupid Bitch.

kill time by Tedu53 January 16, 2009

crotch warmer

Similar to a scrotum warmer
A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F

Guy 1: Man...It freezing out here.
Guy 2: Here, have a crotch warmer.

crotch warmer by Tedu53 December 27, 2008

dick drill

The most powerful mining drill on the planet of Earth

Guy 1: *wipes forehead* Phew! This mining sure is hard work!

Guy 2: *whips out dick drill* VROOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

dick drill by Tedu53 December 16, 2008