worker's compensation

A lottery that rewards stupidity.

Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?

by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010

Wordery

The art of ignorance that results in the manifestation of a new word.

'Wordery' - wizardry of words.

'Refudiate' is a product of 'wordery'.

The trick wordery of sheer ignorance is cunning.

by Captain Wordery July 20, 2011

sex worker

side effect of the bourgeois fantasies of some latter day feminists who greet prostitution and pornography with universal, and therefore unmerited, green lights.

sex work is real obviously, and we shouldn't demonize the people who do it. but too many of the fools who are trying to normalize or celebrate it are writing about fantasy, not socio-economic reality.

"you wouldn't beleive emma's over-reaction when i said i saw a hooker strolling fifth avenue! she insisted i say sex worker instead."

"man, forget her. the girl is all theory and attitude and no street smarts."

by frere ubu January 14, 2008

hot dog warmer

a pussy, vagina, ect.

I let him into my hot dog warmer

by michael garcia June 17, 2006

co-worker

1. A person, who shares a common work environment, who assists or has similar duties as oneself.

2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done

My co-worker Jane didn't send the forms to finance and now I lost my vacation because of it!

by Snapdragon August 8, 2003

McDonalds Worker

An employee at a fast food shithole known as mcdonalds. Desparate as hell person. Low pay, low benefeits, shitty hours. As bad as this guy Brian Debartolo or Mike Hunsicker

Man, i hate working at Mcdonalds. (i really Do)

by Matt Ward February 19, 2004

Alabama Hand Warmer

The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then open hand slapping your partner with the same hand.

Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.

Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.

by Peanut Rouge Vandall III November 28, 2009