(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.
Example 1 Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).
Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"
a person who constantly texts you one word answer like if you say "how are you" they say "ok" or you ask "what are you doing?" and they say "nothing"
Deanna: Hey Chris
Chris: Hi
Deanna: How are you?
Chris: good
Deanna: oh thatz cool Chris: yea
Deanna:how r u?
Chris: fine Deanna: dude wutever you r such a 1-worder! i got other ppl tu txt. peace
Chris: bye
A person who insists on having the last word in any conversation. Multiple Last Worders in any meeting can result in the meeting becoming an unproductive eye rolling snorefest.
Sue: I wish that Brian and Joe would stfu, I have work to do.
Bill: Good luck with that, battling Last Worders have no concept of time...