spliffy

adj: the euphoric state associated with wanting to smoke, actively smoking, or having just finished smoking a spliff.

not to be confused with 'splifee' amsterdam's tightly-rolled, top heavy mascot.

alex: what do you want to do tonight?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: i'm feelin' spliffy.

jen: hey you wanna hit this bowl?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: nah, i'm feelin' spliffy

by ean weslynn July 1, 2011

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Toothpick Spliff

A toothpick spliff is a smaller than usual joint in circumference not in length.

I didnt have much pot left so all my joints are Toothpick Spliffs

by Raymond May 13, 2005

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spoff

noun - ejaculate

She makes me want to cough my spoff.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

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spliffsmith

Someone who is skilled at rolling spliffs or joints. Especially someone who rolls complicated pure spliffs.

Did you see that cross-joint? Whoever rolled that must be a spliffsmith.

by jzzzzzl February 23, 2010

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Spliffam

Spliffam describes being a typical lazy, unproductive waster with a 'need for weed' attitude. They tend to live off takeaways and constantly smell of weed, drinking only fizzy drinks instead of water.

"Don't be a Spliffam"

Person 1 "Hey Dude coming over to Ben Shippam's for a joint tonight?"
Person 2 "Ben Shippam? Don't you mean Ben Spliffam?"

by Spliffam June 2, 2016

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