Spliffam 

Spliffam describes being a typical lazy, unproductive waster with a 'need for weed' attitude. They tend to live off takeaways and constantly smell of weed, drinking only fizzy drinks instead of water.

"Don't be a Spliffam"

Person 1 "Hey Dude coming over to Ben Shippam's for a joint tonight?"
Person 2 "Ben Shippam? Don't you mean Ben Spliffam?"

Spliffam by Spliffam June 2, 2016

Spliffa 

A pothead Twitch Streamer.

Spliffa is a stoned beast.

Spliffa by Drunk Fetus March 20, 2019

spliffa 

A nickname for the sickest lad out, will make you laugh so hard you sometimes shit yourself, easy on the eyes to the ladies , can get any girl he wants if he tries, everyone wants to be him he's just a top cunt

Fuck spliffa is a mad dawg

spliffa by Creambar April 4, 2016

spliffables 

Any potential objects and/or consumables that have anything to do with the manufacturing of spliffs.

Marijuana, Skins, tobacco, filter paper, tips, grinders, lighter, saliva, lungs, brains(some), psychadelic bugs.
"Could you pass me my spliffables, so we can get this party started?"
"F+ck man I lost all my spliffables!"

spliffables by Mr Weegels September 27, 2006

spliffany 

When you smoke cannabis and your brain starts to make new connections, and you come up with a brilliant idea, or epiphany. Sometimes you act on the idea and change the world. Other times, you let the idea go.

My life changed as I had an inspiring spliffany, actually a series of spliffanies, and followed through on the ideas.

spliffany by ceremonialgrade October 29, 2017

Spliffage 

A joint made up of cannabis and tobacco, a stoners word to generally mean all things drug-related....

Examples where this word can be used:

"Pass me that spliffage..." Can mean a single spliff or the cannabis in general
"I need spliffage!" An exclamation of drug withdrawal. To need cannabis in general or one single spliff (joint)

Spliffage by Fiona88 September 21, 2006

spliffsmith 

Someone who is skilled at rolling spliffs or joints. Especially someone who rolls complicated pure spliffs.

Did you see that cross-joint? Whoever rolled that must be a spliffsmith.

spliffsmith by jzzzzzl February 23, 2010