Spliffam describes being a typical lazy, unproductive waster with a 'need for weed' attitude. They tend to live off takeaways and constantly smell of weed, drinking only fizzy drinks instead of water.
"Don't be a Spliffam"
Person 1 "Hey Dude coming over to Ben Shippam's for a joint tonight?"
Person 2 "Ben Shippam? Don't you mean Ben Spliffam?"
Person 1 "Hey Dude coming over to Ben Shippam's for a joint tonight?"
Person 2 "Ben Shippam? Don't you mean Ben Spliffam?"
by Spliffam June 2, 2016
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A nickname for the sickest lad out, will make you laugh so hard you sometimes shit yourself, easy on the eyes to the ladies , can get any girl he wants if he tries, everyone wants to be him he's just a top cunt
by Creambar April 4, 2016
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Marijuana, Skins, tobacco, filter paper, tips, grinders, lighter, saliva, lungs, brains(some), psychadelic bugs.
"Could you pass me my spliffables, so we can get this party started?"
"F+ck man I lost all my spliffables!"
"Could you pass me my spliffables, so we can get this party started?"
"F+ck man I lost all my spliffables!"
by Mr Weegels September 27, 2006
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My life changed as I had an inspiring spliffany, actually a series of spliffanies, and followed through on the ideas.
by ceremonialgrade October 29, 2017
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"Pass me that spliffage..." Can mean a single spliff or the cannabis in general
"I need spliffage!" An exclamation of drug withdrawal. To need cannabis in general or one single spliff (joint)
"Pass me that spliffage..." Can mean a single spliff or the cannabis in general
"I need spliffage!" An exclamation of drug withdrawal. To need cannabis in general or one single spliff (joint)
by Fiona88 September 21, 2006
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by jzzzzzl February 23, 2010
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