Faucet Flicker

That person in you local taproom, usually Anika or Kyle, who isn’t a bartender but isn’t a brewer or beer enthusiast who chats you up trying to sell you beverage but has very little knowledge about beer or craft brew and can’t usually answer your questions about what their serving you, but is oh too happy to flick open that tap faucet and pour you some foam…

Hey Eric, what did the faucet flicker recommend tonight?

by The Duderbeero August 2, 2024

Flesh Faucet

A vagina. Presumably a wet one

“Jessica’s playing with the ol’ flesh faucet”

by MCKEEtm May 23, 2025

shitty on the rain faucet

Ripping the bong a perfect amount of times.

Yo bro, you want to get absolutely shitty on the rain faucet when we get home?

by Doodul April 15, 2024

egg faucet

egg faucet is a person who has accomplished more then totalledword203 ever will

tyler: egg faucet is better then totalled
me: yes he is

by eggfaucet February 24, 2024

Faucet Juice

Normal everyday tap water from the kitchen sink.

Man it's hot as hell outside. Yall want some faucet juice?

by Bored796 June 30, 2022