facetard

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

FaceTune

An app commonly used for editing substandard selfies. More notably, an incredibly effective and obvious way of letting the world know you need to 'tune' your 'face' in a hopeless effort to appear more attractive to the fake followers you purchased on Instagram.

I saved money by using FaceTune instead of Pro-Active!

by EVILMON July 9, 2014

Facety

'facetious' to lovers of olde English

"Grandmother: Bwoy, yu bring dat dutty footbottom inna mi house?

Grandson (puzzled): But, Granny, mi put on mi shoes.

Grandmother: Bwoy, yu facety eee? Ooo yu t'ink yu talking to?

Grandson: But Granny ...

Grandmother (interrupting): Bwoy, shut yu mout'. Don't talk when me talking. Cho, too facety!"

by Funkg January 8, 2013

Farrah Fawcett

Was a good woman, and a good actor on Charlie's Angels.

R.I.P Farrah Fawcett :(

Girl #1: Girlfriend, did you hear that Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer?

Girl #2: Oh my god, she did? That sucks. She was a good actor too. :(

by Miku326 June 26, 2009

fauxetry

This is a word for the poetry that emo kiddies write. It's not real poetry, they just think it is. Hence, the introduction of fauxetry.

"Not another piece of fauxetry for your livejournal!"

by Ms Errorfied August 17, 2005

faceterbating

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

Farsi Fawcett

A person of persian backround with extremely bleached hair in the style of Farah Fawcett. Anyone from Iran that has bleached blonde hair. They are usually spotted at Loehmann's or Nordstrom Rack.

Look at that Farsi Fawcett driving her Mercedes, I bet she is on her way to Loehmann's!

by Madjeahu August 1, 2009