Faucett 

A way of insulting someone's rapping by insinuating that they only spit water and never flames.

"Dude, Mike just tried to rhyme bed with should, that guy is such a faucett.

Faucett by KosherBob January 4, 2021

faucett 

an individual who does extremely retarded things such as: putting your head under a faucett, making out with every fat chick available, rolling down a piss hill, or pooping on one's own T.V.

faucett was so drunk he pooped on his own t.v.

faucett by casey kugler November 11, 2004

Gary Faucett

A legend probbably you dad but your mom is to ashamed to say it "I know he is mine said J**** K***

Gary Faucett is such a legend

Gary Faucett by Beef on my tits March 12, 2019

Shreds faucets 

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.

"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."

Shreds faucets by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020

faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

faucet failure by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

Hit the Faucet 

When you are in a state that is characterized by alcohol intoxication, "hitting the faucet" means to go to the nearest bathroom, turn the faucet on high, put one's mouth directly underneath, and drink until one can't drink anymore. This action is performed in an effort to curb the side effects of a hangover. One engages in this act instead of drinking out of a cup because, simply, there is no cup big enough for the amount of water one needs to drink when they're this drunk.

Tyler: Dude, I just drank beer number 12 and I have a lab at 8 a.m. tomorrow.

Robert: Just hit the faucet, you'll be good.

Hit the Faucet by The faucet hitter May 29, 2010

Chocolate faucet 

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

Chocolate faucet by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015