Facespooge

The act of giving your congressional partner the 'pleasurable' experience of covering their face with your ejaculate, as often shown as the ultimate finish to a pornographic movie.

Honey, I'm nearing orgasm, I'd like to give you a facespooge. Not likely, we're married now; we gave that up years ago.

by YellowPinkie June 24, 2011

faceslide

The downward falling or sliding of a face due to overuse of cosmetic surgery. Can also mean the mass itself.

If her faceslide gets any worse she'll be putting mascara on her chin.

by Ladyomygod July 28, 2011

facision

A failed decision.

Thanks Obama. If Mitt Romney was elected I never would have made this facision.

by scottandjennymakeaword May 23, 2013

facissist

Someone in love with their own Facebook updates.
A narcissist Facebook aficionado.

Bob likes every single facebook post & photograph that he uploads. He is such a facissist.

by Brandnuisance November 25, 2013

Faceist

To judge someone’s personality by how they look and dress.

Oh god, that guy with that leather jacket probably escaped from jail, Hey stop being faceist

by Heeyyygirl December 26, 2017

Favies

A word used to announce you have a soft kink.

"I have many favies! But most of the time I love being praised!"

by X.K February 5, 2019

favies

A word used to describe a kink that somebody has, but in a soft way.

"I have many favies! I just especially like being praised!"

by X.K February 5, 2019