Poking Smot

1.well for one, its a way of saying smoking pot without getting in trouble and or letting other people no what your talking about....

2.its also what you say after to much blunts!

poking smot

1.

man1: dude what you doin today
man2:nothing you?
man1:not much wanna poke smot?
man2: sure.

or...

mom: bob what are you doing today?

Bob: im gunna go hang with my friends and play basketball or poke smot.
...........................................................................................
2.

guy1:dude that shit got me twisted man.
guy2: hell yeah! i love pokin smot!
guy1: what?
guy2: i said i like smokin pot.
guy1: oh hahaha

by ~Notorious King~ May 28, 2009

poingadoing

when your having sex with an ugly bitch and your boner goes away during the process of intercourse

my thought: dam this bitch ugly...o shit my boner goin away
ugly bitch: O MY GOD..you just got a poingadoing, LEAVE!!!

by keetchy coo October 24, 2008

Poking Pillow Toss

The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".

"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".

by canadian orgasm maestro September 27, 2010

Turtlehead poking out

When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.

"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021

Poring

jelly like stuffy animal that just likes to cuddle. normally killed at first sight.

Look, a poring. where? whoops. i poked it.

by W September 12, 2003

Facebook Poking

A way to say hi to your Facebook friends. When you poke someone they get a notification that says "**** poked you!"

-Brandon keeps Facebook poking me. What does that mean?
-He's just saying hi.

by huliamayonnaise December 16, 2014

Poking

The act of walking and playing Pokemon Go while being oblivious to your surroundings.

The kid was poking when he got hit by that car.

by tabcarman July 12, 2016