false capital

When large well known cities are not the capital of a state, the capital usually winds up being a city that no one ever hears about. Examples, Harrisburg PA, Albany NY, Carson City, Nevada etc.

Person: Wtf? Philadelhpia isn't the capital of PA? NYC isn't the capital of NY!!?!? Las Vegas isn't the capital of Nevada?!?!?

Me: Yup, there all false capitals

by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008

False

Dwight Schute's signature reply in The Office

A reply to something not true, or reply to any fact that Dwight Schrute does not agree with.

*Jim Halpert is impersonating Dwight*

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black Bear.

Dwight: That's debatable...

by Starkid1111 January 24, 2011

faletio

a word used in the 1800s to describe oral sex on a male

that beautiful madam over there enjoys performing faletio

by tjje November 6, 2010

false alarm

When your pants bunch up at the precise area in which you would usually store an erection thereby creating the illusion of arousal.

Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.

I thought he'd finally gotten over his fear of intimacy so I went to grab and just got a handful of Levis... yup, it was just a false alarm.

by Joseph/Laura November 10, 2007

false metal

a description created by the God's of Metal, ManOwaR for all of the poser metal bands that have appeared such as Korn

Heavy Metal...or no Metal at all wimps and posers...leave the hall...Heavy Metal

by Stutley August 14, 2004

false flagging

deliberately wearing the wrong gang colors

He got caught false flagging and they killed him.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

false claimer

A person who be claiming to do things but really dont, like caliming to be in a gang.

That boy say he a blood but he just a false claimer

by Iversons Baby April 23, 2005