cratch

To catch something with your crotch.

When Tim rolled the dice off the edge of the table, he made a cratch to stop it falling on the floor.

by Aethereal May 1, 2006

Crat

Crat - a hybrid of "cat"and "rat" and is a term loosly used by people who consider "crats" to be on the level of street vermin, and take pleasure in exterminating them as such.

I stopped in a pet store to get a dog food dish to use to hold bullets while I am reloading. I like the rounded botton and the no-spill shape, plus they are cheap. An engaging little girl was looking at a cat in a display cage and asked me what kind of cat that was. I toned down my response since her dad was standing next to her.

I told her it was a very old type of cat known as a "target crat". In a loud and excited voice she proclaimed to her dad and all the other customers "That crat's a target!" I head for the check out counter quietly while the other customers were trying to convince the girl that the cat wasn't a target. She wouldn't believe them and kept yelling "The crats a target! The crat's a target crat. That nice old man told me so!".

by The Ronin Edge August 26, 2009

Crater

ADJ: To destroy significantly, to leave a crater where the thing used to be.

Dude the WTC got cratered!

by anon5105 December 3, 2010

Crater Cock

A man with a small penis or of inadequate size.

He wanted to have sex but was simply unable to preform due to having a crater cock.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

Crate and Barrel

A kitchen store for people who can't cook.

So I went to Crate and Barrel and got some placemats and glasses and dishes and silverware... what do you mean I need a stove too?

by Brian X July 9, 2003

Crative

An awesome person who is small. She is pretty and fun to be around, NOT DUMB, NOT A VERY TALL, is smart, kind, funny and WILL BITE YOU IF YOU CALL HER SMALL

WOW SHE IS REALLY CRATIVE

by TOTMAN February 2, 2018

impact craters

When after sex during a girl's period (in missionary, boy on top position), you pull out, look down, and under her vagina are two round, bloody, ball marks.

After banging my girlfriend while she had her visit with Aunt Flo, I looked down and saw the impact craters my balls left behind.

by SIMJ September 12, 2005