Crater Cock

A man with a small penis or of inadequate size.

He wanted to have sex but was simply unable to preform due to having a crater cock.

by sitlab December 08, 2009

Jaw Jizzer

A man or woman who sucks a lot of cock. A man who kisses ass to others or his boss to get ahead. A woman who is overly nice to gain something.

Did you see that jaw jizzer swinging from ol'buddy's nuts? She's such an attention whore.

by sitlab December 08, 2009

Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.

Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.

by sitlab December 08, 2009