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Deer Mounting 

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun
duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!
Deer Mounting by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

boar_king_of_mountains 

πŸ—πŸ—πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ🚫⚑ bossπŸ‘πŸ‘βœ…βœ…βœ…πŸšŽπŸšŽπŸšŽπŸšŽπŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ inosuke habishiraπŸ—πŸ—πŸ‘
Tanjiro: "Inosuke, what is your TikTok username?"
InosukeπŸ—πŸ’ͺ: " boar_king_of_mountains Gampachiro."

Liquid Mountaineering 

An apparent sport where people try to literally walk on water.
Yo Jesus, wanna go Liquid Mountaineering?

MountainSexual 

Similar to metrosexual but one who lives in the mountains or otherwise pursues the outdoors adventure lifestyle. Kind of a cleaned-up granola, a Woodsy GQ kinda guy with a splash of bohemian. Knows that he doesn't have to look or smell like a dirtbag to enjoy climbing, hiking, cycling, skiing (all forms), snowshoeing, etc. Probably reads Men's Journal, Outside, Outside's Go, National Geographic Adventure, even Wallpaper* and Dwell. Brands: Patagonia, Keen, Kuhl, The North Face, Mountain Hardwear, Marmot, Mountain Khakis. Strong environmental ethic. Drives a well-maintained truck, performance SUV, or cross-over when absolutely necessary but walks or rides a bicycle whenever possible. Works out gym but primarily to be in shape for outdoor pursuits. Shuns chain stores and shops in outdoor specialty stores such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
"For such an outdoorsy guy, that dude sure has great style."

"Yeah, he's a veritable MountainSexual!"
MountainSexual by da Chetster January 24, 2009

mounting everest 

Having sex with a large fat woman.
Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

Mountainthumb 

(action noun)
Happens when you wipe on a snow board and jam your thumb (left hand thumb) in the mountain. Right hand to be determined.
My grip sucks thanks to this mountainthumb.
Mountainthumb by Spleen merchant January 2, 2011