Dildotic

Anything or anyone that is explicitly phallic in appearance.

Have you checked out Joe’s new cap? The top of it looks so didotic. Makes sense, Joe is pretty dildotic.

by Robnrobbie May 7, 2018

dildoon

A dildoon is a portmanteau of dildo and spoon, used in corporate circles to represent the eventual collapse of the 8th dimension and the subsequent creation of the dildoon to inflict pain and suffering on those who were responsible for the collapse.

Me: Did you hear that MGP copped the dildoon after all?

You: Yes, it was inevitable after that mad chang that was getting bandied about for months.

by Antichang Anonymous April 18, 2019

Dildoofus

A dildoofus is a simple assed person with a nose that’s reminiscent of a penis.

Pinocchio 🤥 is the biggest dildoofus I know.

by Squankorman May 28, 2019

dildorium

A dildo emporium!

Helen liked to show off her collection of dildos in her own personal dildorium

by Vanilla kinks June 25, 2019

Dildon’t

Anything that it would be a bad idea to insert into oneself anally or vaginally.

Dude, I don’t care what you are into. That cactus is a definite dildon’t.

by Jpack July 4, 2019

Dildoism

The religion of dildos.
We pray to the 18inch dick stick.
Just don't sacrifice anyone to the dildo gods cause that's gay.

"My religion is dildoism"
"Ire please stop this you need fucking help"

by Ire the totally not gay person December 2, 2019

Dildoqueen

A rad sex positive educator who advocates for pleasure, communication, and consent.

Yo, did you catch the new video by Dildoqueen on Pornhub? It was really interesting! I learned a lot

by Sayyouwill December 18, 2019