Dildon’t

Anything that it would be a bad idea to insert into oneself anally or vaginally.

Dude, I don’t care what you are into. That cactus is a definite dildon’t.

by Jpack July 05, 2019

dildon’t

A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.

I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.

by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017