dildon

a massive sword that resembles a dildo, often used for battle or sex in bed

"man i was whit this bitch last night, turns out she had dildon all along."

by JockCoke April 12, 2008

dildonic

Adjective: displaying traits or characteristics of a dildo.

That party was totally dildonic, I can't believe we went.

by Jobi February 01, 2005

dildonics

The study and manufacturing of ergonomically designed dildos; new area of robotics combined with dildo technology

Probably a lot of lesbians have degrees in dildonics. Sometimes a fag named TJ sneaks in a warehouse and frolics around in a pile of dirty dildos. What a dildo

by buddy February 26, 2003

dildonic

behaviour typical of a dildo

That guy is dildonic

by Hired Gun August 08, 2003

dildonating

Using a dildo. Masturbating.

Kelly was dildonating her fat vag last night. Yeah, I saw it and it was really gross.

by Vive Cuervo November 15, 2009

Dildonic

An adjective that describes any object that refers to or resembles the shape and form of a Dildo. Commonly used whilst describing architecture, or electronics.

Does anybody else think that tower looks slightly dildonic?

I'm not touching that remote, that thing is dildonic!

by DoutcheBag December 29, 2010

dildonic

An adjective pertaining to the acts of being an annoying idiot. Ie: if someone is acting like a dildo, they are being dildonic.

As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.

Man, that customer was a complete dildonic.
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!

by stealthpenguin June 19, 2004