corona face

n. Wearing a face mask and sunglasses

1. Who you trying to look good for by putting on make up or cutting your hair? Just put on your corona face and nobody will know who you are

2. You've been holed up due to stay-at-home orders, but you make the trek out to get groceries for the week. She's 6 ft away and you're thirsty and got them hungry eyes for human interaction. What does she look like? You can't tell - she's wearing a corona face

by bobbyk724 May 4, 2020

Corona Nose

The gradual flattening of the nose due to wearing face masks during the corona virus.

I look like a bad boxer with my Corona Nose.

by jcustomcue May 5, 2020

Coronatan

Tan line created by constantly wearing your face mask outside during the corona pandemic.

I should have used sunscreen, now I got coronatan.

by jcustomcue May 5, 2020

Coronoceros

Heavy-footed, lumbering, thickened by months of coronaviral lockdown.

After too many days and nights of wine, frozen pizza and solitary movies, never moving from the sofa, he fondly recalled his toned and fleet self, but felt like a two-ton Coronoceros.

by Monkey's Dad May 5, 2020

Corona hairdo

What has become the new norm for women with fake ass hair

Jim: OMG, Dude, did you see that beast by the meat counter? She is ugly as fuck, but that Corona hairdo makes it ten times worse.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.

by Butter Mike May 5, 2020

Coronavirus craze

The world in 2020

Well this is a coronavirus craze

by Iszy a peep May 6, 2020

coronavirus

A disease that makes all the karens steal the toilet paper and disinfectant and people in school have to take online school bullshit

a: im sad bc the coronavirus is here
b: me too bc now i cant wipe my hooha

by mynameisfaithf May 7, 2020